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+15joyce cherryline cusay jojo_vacaro_caburao Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy patty villa ucag R 'kiko' Villasis Cristy Vista Gahoy glenn tuliao Evanlyn Ucag lyn 'aranda' villasis †ñRBa†ayJr - alex - bitch gina_tuliao R. Steve Ucag 19 posters |
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Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy
Chat Moderator
Number of posts : 350
Age : 49
Location : Bustos, Bulacan Philippines
Humor : marami
Job/hobbies : housewife/net surfing
Registration date : 2007-09-02
|  Subject: Re: Joke Time!  Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:17 pm | |
| Sa honeymoon:
Lalake: Darling - pwede?
Babae: Meron ako eh.
L: Sa pwet?
B: May almoranas ako.
L: Sa bunganga?
B: May sore throat ako.
Naasar si lalake- sinakal si babae at sinabi:
WAG MONG SABIHING MAY SIPON KA RIN!!!
SOBRANG HABA
Ayoko nang magpakasal sa iyo,
Dahil pag kasal na tayo, dapat kong gamitin ang sa iyo.
Hindi ko kaya,masyadong mahaba, mahihirapan ako.
Ngawit at ngalay na ang kamay ko,
hindi pa tapos ang ipagagawa mo.
Mantakin mo...
Garchitorina de Misericordia y Aguardecimiento,
sobrang haba ng apelyido mo!
OLD CHINESE IN DEATH BED
"Akyen junior 'ndyan ba?" "Dito po!"
"Akyen panganay 'ndyan ba?" "Dito po!"
"Akyen daughter 'ndyan ba?" "Dito po!"
"Akyen asawa 'ndyan ba?" "Dito din po!"
"Walahiya! Dito kayo lahat! Wala tao tindahan! | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:45 pm | |
| Anong tawag sa uod na nasa gitna ng kalsada??
.....e di matapang!!
Baliw1: bakit ang airplane, pag umiikot ang elisi,
umaangat sa lupa?? bakit ung bintilador kahit umiikot,
nasa mesa pa rin??
Baliw2: Tanga ka pala e! kasi ung bintilador may
kurdon, pinipigilan yon!
Pari: Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang
toothbrush ko.
Sister: Sandali, naka-panty lang ako.
Pari: Ok, antay ako.
Sister: pasok na. wala na ako panty!
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:46 pm | |
| Mr: kung marunong ka lang sanang maglaba, eh di
nka2tipid sana tayo ng 2000 sa maid.
Mrs: hmmph!! kung ikaw mgling sa kama , eh di nakatipid
tayo ng 7500 sa driver!
Doc: kambal anak mo. sister mo nagbigay ng names
Ina: eh tanga un doc, ano pinangalan sa mga anak ko?
Doc: sa girl, DENICE.
Ina: aba, ok un! eh sa boy?
Doc: DENEPHEW.. | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:11 pm | |
| LADY: doc, meron po akong brownish discharge. Parang
na-infect.
DR : gaano kadalas ka mag sex?
LADY: Once a year po.
DR : Ahh, hindi yan infection, KALAWANG YAN!!
GIRL: Ang puti ng bird mo!
BOY : Abasyempre! Likas papaya ata gamit ko dyan!
GIRL: Ginagamitan mo din ba ng downy?
BOY : Bakit, bango ba?
GIRL: Lambot eh! | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:12 pm | |
| Bitoy: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?
Dagul: Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako.
Bitoy: Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?
Dagul: Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin! | |
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R. Steve Ucag
Admin
Number of posts : 434
Age : 45
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi/Jamindan Capiz (Sa guilid sang SUBA)
Humor : Ampekpek Naman ohh.. Wahahahah
Job/hobbies : Taga bilang ng Pera na hindi akin/Mag pa cute sa Kalye...
Reputation : 10
Registration date : 2007-10-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:01 pm | |
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cherryline cusay
SK Kagawad
Number of posts : 117
Age : 43
Location : Jamindan
Humor : was lustiges
Job/hobbies : sleeping 24 hours a day
Registration date : 2007-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:16 am | |
| Pareho pala kmi ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
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lyn 'aranda' villasis
Registered User
Number of posts : 238
Age : 43
Location : sa bukid..
Humor : The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up!
Job/hobbies : nagahilamon sa uyapad !!ag taga pulot lata sa kalzada..
Reputation : ......
Registration date : 2007-10-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:51 am | |
| sms joke?hehehehe but nakakatawa noh... | |
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joyce
Registered User
Number of posts : 112
Age : 39
Location : 2buran
Humor : ahahaha!
Job/hobbies : tigasin/reading, txting n surfing internet
Registration date : 2007-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:52 pm | |
| GF: taguan tayo!
BF: cge ba! anu premyo ko pag nhanap kita?
GF: SEX tayo..
BF: Uy, wow cge! Panu pag di kita nahanap?
GF: Eeeiii... Basta! Nasa likod lang ako ng pinto..
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SEX tayo?
Sabi ng lalaking butiki na nsa kisame..
BBAE: D pwede!
LLAKI: Why nman?
BBAE: Baliw kba?! Titihaya ako, malalaglag tayo. Tanga nito!
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NANAY: hoy Isko, si Maria ang dapat mong asawahin dhil malawak
ang niyogan nila..
ISKO: Nanay nman, ano akala mo skin, KUDKURAN?! | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:09 pm | |
| Quiapo Church:
MRS: Lord, bigyan ninyo ako ng P1,000 kasi anak ko na sa hospital. narinig ng pulis, naawa, binigyan ng P500.
MRS: Lord, next time huwag padaan sa pulis, nabawasan agad! | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:14 pm | |
| TEACHER: panget ng name mo, Conrado Domingo! In short, CONDOM!
PUPIL: ok lang po ma?am! Pero mas pangit sa husband ninyo. Supronio
Potenciano! In short, SUPOT! | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:18 pm | |
| JEEP PASSENGER: manong bayad. JEEP DRIVER: saan galling? JEEP PASSENGER: sa akin. JEEP DRIVER: papunta saan? JEEP PASSENGER: sayo. minsan,masarap din maging makulit hehehehe  | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:32 pm | |
| One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting
by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do
Weeweechu.”
“Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.
“Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the
perfect time,” Pedro begged.
“But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita.
“Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.”
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.”
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang…
“Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.” | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:41 pm | |
| GF: I'm warning you! darating na si daddy within 1 hour!
BF: Eh ano ngayon? eh wala naman tayong ginagawang masama ah!
GF: Kaya nga! kung may plano ka, DALIAN MO NA!! | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:48 pm | |
| HONEYMOON:
Wife: Hon wag mo ako bibiglain ha? I'm still a virgin
Husband: You mean ako ang una?
Wife: Yes, do it na
Husband: I did it na, kanina pa!!
Wife: ah ganon ba? Aray pala | |
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jojo_vacaro_caburao
Number of posts : 33
Age : 44
Location : manila,phil
Humor : #####
Job/hobbies : layout artist,net surfing,playing Dota
Registration date : 2007-12-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:50 pm | |
| FACT: did you know that those people who laugh with "hehe" loves sex and people who laugh with "haha" are intelligent?
...wala lang, just to let you know. hehe...
Ay, haha pala! | |
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joyce
Registered User
Number of posts : 112
Age : 39
Location : 2buran
Humor : ahahaha!
Job/hobbies : tigasin/reading, txting n surfing internet
Registration date : 2007-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:58 am | |
| isang araw
naglayas ako
nligaw
nsaktan
Umibig at Nabigo
Iniwan at walang
dumamay
Nadapa pro muling
bumangon at
lumaban
Lupit noh?
Isang araw
lng lahat yon.. | |
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R. Steve Ucag
Admin
Number of posts : 434
Age : 45
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi/Jamindan Capiz (Sa guilid sang SUBA)
Humor : Ampekpek Naman ohh.. Wahahahah
Job/hobbies : Taga bilang ng Pera na hindi akin/Mag pa cute sa Kalye...
Reputation : 10
Registration date : 2007-10-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:12 pm | |
| lol... hehehehehehehehehehe....
ay.. hahahahah pala | |
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Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy
Chat Moderator
Number of posts : 350
Age : 49
Location : Bustos, Bulacan Philippines
Humor : marami
Job/hobbies : housewife/net surfing
Registration date : 2007-09-02
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lyn 'aranda' villasis
Registered User
Number of posts : 238
Age : 43
Location : sa bukid..
Humor : The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up!
Job/hobbies : nagahilamon sa uyapad !!ag taga pulot lata sa kalzada..
Reputation : ......
Registration date : 2007-10-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:26 am | |
| hmm....funny nga but nabasa ko na yan sa text wahahahahha!jokes | |
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Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy
Chat Moderator
Number of posts : 350
Age : 49
Location : Bustos, Bulacan Philippines
Humor : marami
Job/hobbies : housewife/net surfing
Registration date : 2007-09-02
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:34 pm | |
| SIR: Inday, si sir mo 'toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash!
INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh?
SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga 'toh!
INDAY: Hindi ikaw si sir, ang tawag sa akin ni sir ay "CUPCAKE"!
MAHINA...
Totoo nga kaya na ang mga CUTE ay mahina sa sfeling and foor sa gramar? My Gas! Did they sure? What does they proof? It is hurts to us... I don't believe these!!
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Don: Isosoli ko ‘tong nabili kong DVD.
Steve: Anong problema?
Don: Walang picture at sound. Sayang… suspense thriller pa yata ‘to.
Steve: Anong title?
Don: The Lens Cleaner.
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Isang araw, may itinanong ang isang bata sa kanyang ama.
"Itay, paano ba ninyo ako ginawa ni Inay?" usisa ng bata.
Sagot ng ama, "Madali lang, anak. Kumuha kami ng Inay mo ng banig… nilukot namin at itinabi sa sulok… at nang tingnan namin kinabukasan, nandoon ka na."
"Ganu’n lang?" sey ng bata, na bumubulung-bulong habang pumunta sa kuwarto.
Kumuha ang bata ng banig. Nilukot iyon at itinabi sa sulok.
Kinabukasan, nang tingnan ng bata ang banig, may lumabas na ipis.
Sinabihan ng bata ang ipis, "Pasalamat ka at naging anak kita! Kundi ay hinambalos na kita riyan!"
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gina_tuliao
Chat Moderator
Number of posts : 84
Age : 41
Location : in the middle of nowhere
Humor : non-sense of humor
Job/hobbies : pasaway/net surfing
Registration date : 2007-09-02
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:25 pm | |
| wahahahahahha natawa nman ako down.... | |
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lyn 'aranda' villasis
Registered User
Number of posts : 238
Age : 43
Location : sa bukid..
Humor : The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up!
Job/hobbies : nagahilamon sa uyapad !!ag taga pulot lata sa kalzada..
Reputation : ......
Registration date : 2007-10-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:24 am | |
| hmmm,,,,,nice jokes ate son......hahahhahhahha! | |
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R. Steve Ucag
Admin
Number of posts : 434
Age : 45
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi/Jamindan Capiz (Sa guilid sang SUBA)
Humor : Ampekpek Naman ohh.. Wahahahah
Job/hobbies : Taga bilang ng Pera na hindi akin/Mag pa cute sa Kalye...
Reputation : 10
Registration date : 2007-10-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:29 pm | |
| Niece jowk wear yo gate dot jowk, beary laffing.. me lab dot yurs jowk.. wahahahahahah (cute ko talaga wahahahah) | |
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R 'kiko' Villasis
Registered User
Number of posts : 518
Age : 53
Location : sa kaingin....
Humor : anything humorous
Job/hobbies : mangunguma....
Registration date : 2007-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time! Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:43 pm | |
| A man wanted to buy bra for his wife but doesn't know the size.
Salesgirl ask : " Is it as big as papaya ? "
Man replied : " No "
Salesgirl : " an apple "
Man : " No "
Salesgirl : " ahh..an egg ? "
Man : " YES , but fried ! " | |
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