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+15joyce cherryline cusay jojo_vacaro_caburao Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy patty villa ucag R 'kiko' Villasis Cristy Vista Gahoy glenn tuliao Evanlyn Ucag lyn 'aranda' villasis †ñRBa†ayJr - alex - bitch gina_tuliao R. Steve Ucag 19 posters |
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R. Steve Ucag Admin
Number of posts : 434 Age : 45 Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi/Jamindan Capiz (Sa guilid sang SUBA) Humor : Ampekpek Naman ohh.. Wahahahah Job/hobbies : Taga bilang ng Pera na hindi akin/Mag pa cute sa Kalye... Reputation : 10 Registration date : 2007-10-11
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:52 am | |
| Ano ang tawag sa boobs na maliit? ABOT-KAMAY, ano naman ang tawg sa boobs na malaki? KAPOS-PALAD, eh sa flat-chested? SAWING-PALAD.
Anong pinagkaiba ng ulap sa pubic hair? A .yung ulap pag hinawi mo,ulap parin, B. yung pubic hair pag hinawi mo langit na. | |
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R. Steve Ucag Admin
Number of posts : 434 Age : 45 Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi/Jamindan Capiz (Sa guilid sang SUBA) Humor : Ampekpek Naman ohh.. Wahahahah Job/hobbies : Taga bilang ng Pera na hindi akin/Mag pa cute sa Kalye... Reputation : 10 Registration date : 2007-10-11
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:53 am | |
| Joey: "Ano ang favorite movie mo, Tagalog o English?" Discorama Girl contestant: "BOT!" Vic: "So favorite mo talaga si Edgar Mortiz!" **************** Joe Quirino: "Sharon, are you familiar with the current problems we have in the film industry?" Sharon: "Sorry, Tito Joe, I'm afraid not." JQ: "What about you Myra, what can you say?" Myra Manibog: "Naku Tito Joe, I'm afraid also!"
Update Date March 17, 2003 Submitted by gg522 of Fort Worth, TX.
Joey de Leon: "How are you?" Miss Gay Philippines contestant: "How are you too!" ***************** Eddie Mercado: "Angie Dickinson has insured her legs for a million dollars, would you also do the same?" Melanie Marquez: "No, of course no, because I am proud and contented with my long legged." With this answer, she bagged the crown and eventually won the Miss International in 1978. ***************** Joe Cantada interviewing Freddie Hubalde (of Crispa) after winning MVP in the All-Filipino League Joe: "Congratulations Freddie. What can you say after winning the championship and the MVP?" Freddie: "Ahh... I want to tengk my paderr... Ahh... My maderr.. and ahh...most especially... my parents..." ******************
Update Date March 24, 2003 Submitted by gg522 of Fort Worth, TX. JULIE YAP DAZA GUESTING ON VILMA! JULIE: "O Vi nag-guest na ko dito sa show. Ikaw,kailan ka naman mag-ge-guest sa show ko?" VILMA: "Alam mo naman Tita Julie, busy kami ni Ralph sa pag-a-arrange ng kasal namin. Siguro pagkatapos na lang ng marriage!" ****************** "Salamat po sa Board of Judges. Ito na ho yata ang pinakamaligaya kong pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat." - MELANIE MARQUEZ'S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR WINNING BEST ACTRESS IN A METRO FILMFEST | |
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cherryline cusay SK Kagawad
Number of posts : 117 Age : 43 Location : Jamindan Humor : was lustiges Job/hobbies : sleeping 24 hours a day Registration date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:09 am | |
| sonia: Ano ba ang nagustuhan mo sa boyfriend mong kundoktor?
evhan: Pabalik-balik siya at laging nakatay
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Sabi mo, nasaktan ka nang malaman mo na may mahal na akong iba.
Ako ba, tinanong mo kung nasaktan ako nu’ng mag-ovenight tayo sa Anito… kahit alam mong virgin pa ako?!
%%%%%%%%%%%%% Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos.
Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako."
Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang perang ito at ibili mo ng pagkain".
Tumingala ang bata sa pulis, kinuha nya ang limang pisong iniabot at muling yumuko para manalangin: "Panginoon, salamat po sa pagdinig ninyo sa aking panalangin, pero sana naman po sa uli-uli wag na ninyong pararaanin pa sa pulis, kasi malaki na ang bawas".
%%%%%%%%%% Bagong Kasal Misis: Honey, malapit na tayong maging tatlo dito sa bahay.
Mister: Talaga ba Honey? Pinasaya mo ako sa balita mo!
Misis: Oo, dito na titira ang Nanay ko!! | |
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cherryline cusay SK Kagawad
Number of posts : 117 Age : 43 Location : Jamindan Humor : was lustiges Job/hobbies : sleeping 24 hours a day Registration date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:17 am | |
| Mataas ang Timbang
Pedro: Pare, sobrang taba talaga ng Misis ko kaya't gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang!
Pablo: Sabihin mo sa Misis na mag Horseback riding siya.
Makaraan ang dalawang buwan.
Pedro: Kumusta naman ang resulta ng Horseback Riding !
Pablo: Nabawasan ng 40 Kilos ang kabayo!! | |
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lyn 'aranda' villasis Registered User
Number of posts : 238 Age : 43 Location : sa bukid.. Humor : The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up! Job/hobbies : nagahilamon sa uyapad !!ag taga pulot lata sa kalzada.. Reputation : ...... Registration date : 2007-10-20
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R 'kiko' Villasis Registered User
Number of posts : 518 Age : 53 Location : sa kaingin.... Humor : anything humorous Job/hobbies : mangunguma.... Registration date : 2007-10-03
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:07 pm | |
| bago rin ba blouse mo..... ubo ka rin ng ubo eh.... | |
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lyn 'aranda' villasis Registered User
Number of posts : 238 Age : 43 Location : sa bukid.. Humor : The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up! Job/hobbies : nagahilamon sa uyapad !!ag taga pulot lata sa kalzada.. Reputation : ...... Registration date : 2007-10-20
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R 'kiko' Villasis Registered User
Number of posts : 518 Age : 53 Location : sa kaingin.... Humor : anything humorous Job/hobbies : mangunguma.... Registration date : 2007-10-03
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:46 pm | |
| dip-oti abi kon mainit...? | |
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lyn 'aranda' villasis Registered User
Number of posts : 238 Age : 43 Location : sa bukid.. Humor : The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up! Job/hobbies : nagahilamon sa uyapad !!ag taga pulot lata sa kalzada.. Reputation : ...... Registration date : 2007-10-20
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:33 am | |
| WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA,,,,SUPER LAMIG NYHAHHAHHAH | |
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R 'kiko' Villasis Registered User
Number of posts : 518 Age : 53 Location : sa kaingin.... Humor : anything humorous Job/hobbies : mangunguma.... Registration date : 2007-10-03
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:36 pm | |
| sa noo mo hawakan hindi sa pwet... hahahaha | |
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lyn 'aranda' villasis Registered User
Number of posts : 238 Age : 43 Location : sa bukid.. Humor : The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up! Job/hobbies : nagahilamon sa uyapad !!ag taga pulot lata sa kalzada.. Reputation : ...... Registration date : 2007-10-20
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:04 am | |
| Anak ,
Medyo mabagal akong magsulat ngayon dahil alam kong mabagal ka ring magbasa. Nandito na kami sa Estados Unidos para bantayan ang bagong biling bahay ng kapatid mo. Pero hindi ko maibigay sa iyo ang address dahil dinala ng dating nakatira ang address para daw hindi na sila magpalit ng address.
Maganda ang lugar na ito at malayo sa Manila . Dalawang beses lang umulan sa linggong ito, tatlong araw noong una at apat na araw noong pangalawa.
Nakakainis lang ang mga paninda dito katulad nun nabili ko na shampoo dahil ayaw bumula. Nakasulat kasi "FOR DRY HAIR" kaya hindi ko binabasa ang buhok ko pag ginagamit ko. Mamaya ay ibabalik ko sa Walmart at magrereklamo ako.
Noong isang araw naman ay hindi ako makapasok sa bahay dahil ayaw bumukas ng padlock. Nakasulat kasi ay "YALE", eh aba namalat na ako sa kasisigaw ay hindi pa din bumubukas. Magrereklamo din ako sa nagbenta ng bahay, akala nila hindi ko alam na SIGAW ang tagalog ng "YALE", wise yata ito!
Mayroon nga pala akong nabili na magandang jacket at tiyak na magugustuhan mo. Ipinadala ko na sa iyo sa "Federal Express" medyo mahal daw dahil mabigat ang mga butones kaya ang ginawa ko ay tinanggal ko na lang ang mga butones at inilagay ko na lang sa bulsa ng jacket. Ikabit mo na lang pag dating diyan.
Nagpadala rin ako ng tseke para sa mga nasalanta ng bagyo , hindi ko na pinirmahan dahil gusto ko na maging anonymous donor. Nakakahiya naman kung ipagkakalat ko pa.
Ang kapatid mo palang si Jhun ay may trabaho na dito, mayroon siyang 500 na tao sa ilalim niya. Nag- gugupit siya ngayon ng damo sa memorial park, okey naman ang kita above minimum ang sahod.
Nakapanganak na rin pala ang ate baby mo, hindi ko pa alam kung babae o lalake kaya hindi ko pa masasabi na kung ikaw ay bagong uncle or auntie. Wala na akong masyadong balita. Sumulat ka na lang ng madalas.
Love, Mama
p.s. Maglalagay sana ako ng pera, kaya lang ay naisara ko na ang envelope. Next time na lang ha.. | |
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R 'kiko' Villasis Registered User
Number of posts : 518 Age : 53 Location : sa kaingin.... Humor : anything humorous Job/hobbies : mangunguma.... Registration date : 2007-10-03
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:48 am | |
| Alam mo lyn parang nakikita kita dyan sa kwento ng joke mo... wahahahahaha | |
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Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy Chat Moderator
Number of posts : 350 Age : 49 Location : Bustos, Bulacan Philippines Humor : marami Job/hobbies : housewife/net surfing Registration date : 2007-09-02
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:38 pm | |
| .....Washing Machine...... May isang probinsyana na pumasok bilang katulong sa maynila.
Amo: Inday maglaba ka na kc tambak na ang labahan dyan. Ka2long: Yis mam! Saan po ako maglalaba mam? Amo: Dyan sa washing machine... Ka2long: Oki mam...
Makalips ang kalhating oras hinanap ng amo ang katulong nya hindi na makita...
Amo: Inday! Inday! nasaan ka na?
Sumagot ang katulong...
Ka2long: Mam d2 po ako nag lalaba sa loob ng washing machine.... | |
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Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy Chat Moderator
Number of posts : 350 Age : 49 Location : Bustos, Bulacan Philippines Humor : marami Job/hobbies : housewife/net surfing Registration date : 2007-09-02
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:42 pm | |
| gma and erap GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip nang silip dyan?
Erap: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na "Sugarfree."
GMA: Bobo! Banda yun! ano ka ba... | |
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Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy Chat Moderator
Number of posts : 350 Age : 49 Location : Bustos, Bulacan Philippines Humor : marami Job/hobbies : housewife/net surfing Registration date : 2007-09-02
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:51 pm | |
| Pasahe Sa Isang Jeep
Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?
Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.
Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.
Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.
Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha? | |
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chaoe15 Newbie
Number of posts : 51 Age : 39 Location : caloocan city Humor : i hav lots of it..but twas kept under my closet! Job/hobbies : VP sec/surfing d net Reputation : wafah!! Registration date : 2008-02-08
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:44 pm | |
| A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals. The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?" The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!" The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep. Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pain. "Where the hell am I?" A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergency help, so we rushed you right over." "Well, what the hell happened to me?" "We don't know, son. Do you remember anything unusual happening to you today?" The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me just before I fell asleep." The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was still there, and she was. The person said, "Do you know what happened to that nice man you saw here earlier?" "Well," the little girl said, "I started to play with that nice little bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me. So, I wrung its neck, broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!" | |
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chaoe15 Newbie
Number of posts : 51 Age : 39 Location : caloocan city Humor : i hav lots of it..but twas kept under my closet! Job/hobbies : VP sec/surfing d net Reputation : wafah!! Registration date : 2008-02-08
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:48 pm | |
| An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wife". | |
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joanne_ricaforte Registered User
Number of posts : 259 Age : 39 Location : caloocan city/makati city/poblacion Humor : brrrpp?? Job/hobbies : VP Sec./surfing the net, reading,writing Reputation : dream on! Registration date : 2008-02-19
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:58 am | |
| A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention. She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink." She gets her drink and goes away. Later she returns and raises her arm again. The drunk sees her and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink." She gets her drink and goes away again. The bartender asks the drunk how he knows that she is a ballerina given that she is a stranger and has never been in the bar before. The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg that high." | |
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R 'kiko' Villasis Registered User
Number of posts : 518 Age : 53 Location : sa kaingin.... Humor : anything humorous Job/hobbies : mangunguma.... Registration date : 2007-10-03
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Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy Chat Moderator
Number of posts : 350 Age : 49 Location : Bustos, Bulacan Philippines Humor : marami Job/hobbies : housewife/net surfing Registration date : 2007-09-02
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:50 pm | |
| FILIPINO DICTIONARY PARA SA MGA NAKAKALIMOT... Abuloy --- bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang sakla. Akala ---- alam na alam daw. Aginaldo ---- inaasahan na makukuha sa araw ng Pasko na mas okay sana kung pera na lang. Bakasyon --- sandaliang pahinga sa trabahong hingal lang ang pahinga. Bakit? ---- tanong na laging mahirap masagot. Bakya ---- tsinelas na may takong. Baga ----- lutuan ng mga hindi makabili ng microwave. Bagoong -- masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam. Baldado --- hindi mamamatay-matay na mukhang hindi na mabubuhay. Bale ---- suweldong inutang. Batugan --- taong hindi alam ang salitang trabaho Kaaway --- ikli ng 'kaibigan na Inayawan.' Kababata --- dating gelpren na may iba nang boypren. Kabag ---- utot na naipon sa tiyan. Kabayo --- hayop na sinasakyan ng kalesa. Kalbo ---- gupit ng buhok na korteng itlog. Dalaginding --- dalagang hindi pa nagsusuot ng bra. Dilim ---- liwanag na maitim. E -------- ireng paseksi. Gahasa --- romansang walang ligawan. Ginang --- asawa ni ginoo na mukha nang tsimay. Ginoo ---- inaasawa ni ginang na may inaasawang iba. Gipit ---- kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan. Ha!? ------- sagot ng nagbibingi-bingihan. Halakhak --- tawang bukang-buka ang bibig at kita ang ngala-ngala. Handaan --- magdamagan na palakihan ng tiyan. Handog --- bigay na laging may kapalit. Hipo ----- haplos na may malisya. Hudas ---- tapat na manloloko. Ibon ----- hayop na lumalangoy sa Hangin. Imposible --- pagtaas ng unano. Insulto --- walang hiyang biro. Isda ------ hayop na hindi Nalulunod. Ita ------- negrong Pinoy. 'La -------- ikli ng 'lalalalala' sa kinakantang hindi maalala. Lalawigan --- lugar ng kahirapan. Langaw ---- kulisap na bangung-bango sa amoy ng basura. Ma - ------- tawag sa gelpren na mukhang nanay na. Malusog --- hitsura ng tumatabang balat. Mama ------ tawag sa sosyal na ina. Maynila --- lugar na pinangarap marating ng mga taga lalawigan upang doon naman dumanas ng kahirapan Mano ------ kaugaliang Pinoy na nakapupudpod ng noo. Mantika --- katas ng piniritong taba. Maybahay -- asawang utusan sa bahay. Nakaw ----- pagkuha ng walang pasabing 'akin na lang ito.' Naku ------ ikli ng 'ina ko, ina na ako.' Nitso ----- bahay ng mga patay. Nobya ----- gelpren na laking probinsya. Ngalngal -- iyak ng walang ipen. Ngisi ----- tawang tulo-laway. Ngiti ----- tawang labas ipen. Paa ------- bahagi ng katawan na amoy lupa. Paaralan -- dito itinuturo kung ano, alin o sino ang mapipiling bobo. Panata ---- dasal na nakatataba ng tuhod. Regla ----- masungit na panahon ng pagkababae. Sabon ----- mabangong bagay na ipinapahid sa mabahong katawan. Sakristan --- utusan ng pari. Sampal ---- haplos na nakatitigas ng mukha. 'Ta -------- ikli ng 'tita' o lalaking may bra. Tamad ----- taong hindi napapagod sa pahinga | |
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joanne_ricaforte Registered User
Number of posts : 259 Age : 39 Location : caloocan city/makati city/poblacion Humor : brrrpp?? Job/hobbies : VP Sec./surfing the net, reading,writing Reputation : dream on! Registration date : 2008-02-19
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Sonia 'Villasis' Mapoy Chat Moderator
Number of posts : 350 Age : 49 Location : Bustos, Bulacan Philippines Humor : marami Job/hobbies : housewife/net surfing Registration date : 2007-09-02
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:40 pm | |
| ANG MGA PRUTAS NA MAKASALANAN... 3 lalaki ang nagkasala sa isang tribu. si Juan, si Pedro at si Berto. CHIEF: Bilang parusa sa inyong mga kasalanan, magdala kayo ng 10 prutas na parepareho at bumalik kayo dito. Unang bumalik si JUAN may dalang 10 santol CHIEF : ipasok mo lahat ang santol sa pwet mo, pag ikaw nangiwi o nangiti papatayin ka. Pinasok ni JUAN unang santol, nangiwi sya. PATAY si JUAN. Sunod na dumating si pedro may dalang 10 ubas. CHIEF : ipasok mo lahat ang ubas sa pwet mo, pag ikaw nangiwi o nangiti papatayin ka. Pinasok ni pedro ang mga ubas sa pwet nya, napa ngiti sya nung pinapasok na nya ang pang 10 na ubas...PATAY din si PEDRO. Sa langit nagkita si PEDRO at JUAN JUAN : buhay ka pa sana pedro kung di ka nangiti sa pang sampung ubass, bakit ka ba nangiti? PEDRO : nang pinapasok ko na kase ang pang 10 ubas nakita ko sa BERTO parating na may dalang sampung LANGKA. | |
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joanne_ricaforte Registered User
Number of posts : 259 Age : 39 Location : caloocan city/makati city/poblacion Humor : brrrpp?? Job/hobbies : VP Sec./surfing the net, reading,writing Reputation : dream on! Registration date : 2008-02-19
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:54 pm | |
| [center]THE (nosebleed ito!)[/center] We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.
Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.
Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?
Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives."
Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion. | |
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R. Steve Ucag Admin
Number of posts : 434 Age : 45 Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi/Jamindan Capiz (Sa guilid sang SUBA) Humor : Ampekpek Naman ohh.. Wahahahah Job/hobbies : Taga bilang ng Pera na hindi akin/Mag pa cute sa Kalye... Reputation : 10 Registration date : 2007-10-11
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:22 am | |
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joanne_ricaforte Registered User
Number of posts : 259 Age : 39 Location : caloocan city/makati city/poblacion Humor : brrrpp?? Job/hobbies : VP Sec./surfing the net, reading,writing Reputation : dream on! Registration date : 2008-02-19
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:51 pm | |
| I know this lawyers A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him." At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be in jail within 3 minutes!" | |
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