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lyn 'aranda' villasis
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:26 am

GF: Hayop ka, niloloko mo ako!

BF: Bakit, wala naman akong ginagawa ah!

GF: Anong wala? Nakita kita kanina, may kasama kang
ibang babae,magkahawak pa kamay nyo! Niloloko mo ako!

BF: Makinig ka muna... hindi kita niloloko, maniwala
ka... Yung kasama ko kanina ang niloloko ko!
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Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa
lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!

Juan: Maniwala ako?!

Pedro: Totoo!

Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?

Pedro: Asin!
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Sa prusisyon.

Pari: Ang mga boys, sunod sa karo ni San Jose , mga
girls, sa karo ni Mama Mary.

Bakla: Kami father, saan kami susunod?

Pari: Mga bruha! Follow me! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:58 am

wahahahaha parin...

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:58 am

AYSUS GI ATAY GYUD...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:42 pm

HUh??
ano poh sabi mo kuya giovanie?

My men are very brave

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?"

"Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie."

"I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too."

"I'd like to see that."

So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!"

"Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idioy! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:

"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:11 pm

hilarious...... bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:43 pm

Divorced father: anak pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.
Anak: mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support na niya ito sakin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tignan ko daw expression ng face mo.
Mom: sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya paki sabi salamat sa suporta kahit di mo siya tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo expression ng face niya!

GF: magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?
BF: ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang palayaw.
GF: oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang tarantado!

DORAY: mare, kulang pa kami ng isang miyembro. baka gusto mong sumali sa paluwagan.
PINANG : hindi pa ako pwede, mare.
DORAY: bakit mare?
PINANG : virgin pa kasi ako.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:28 am

whew! nabasa ko na po ito lolo kikz hahhahah lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:39 am

haha..
napaka green..
nyaay..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:34 pm

green ang ano..... ang fonts na ginamit mo...?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:30 pm

hehe...
yang utak mo npka green!
wahaha..joke joke..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:43 pm

green ba...? hindi ko makita eh... hahhhahahaah
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:28 am

paano di mo makita malabo na po lolo kikz mata mo......whew! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:31 pm

'''''''PALAKIHAN'''''''

Dalawang mag-barkada nag-uusap:

Mike: Bakit lumaki yung paa ni Amy?

Jun: Sinipa yung punso!

Mike: Bakit lumaki yung nguso ni Fe?

Jun: Dinuraan yung punso. O pare saan ka pupunta?

Mike: Iihi sa punso!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:37 pm

Nagtalo ang mga hudyo at instik kung sino ang nauna sa mundo.
Hudyo: kami, dahil kami ang nagpaku kay Hesus sa krus!
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Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang breeze at tide, bubula kaya?
Misis: aba syempre!
Promoter: Mali!
Misis: Bakit naman?
Promoter: Dahil walang tubig.
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cleanliness is next to godliness. Oiliness is next to blemishes.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:42 pm

Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Santa Isabel College, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa Adamson University, mahirap umuwi kahit anong oras.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.
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If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La Salle
If you have no money, go to PUP.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!   Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:12 am

makikitawa po ahahahahaha....

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